So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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