My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
