We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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