we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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