Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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