Well apparently he's into motor boating.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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