'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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