The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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