school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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