All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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