This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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