Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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