we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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