How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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