dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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