She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
