I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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