how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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