Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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