it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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