This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
now i know why i became what i already was.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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