do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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