Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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