adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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