remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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