It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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