the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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