I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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