Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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