He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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