OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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