did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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