I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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