You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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