we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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