Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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