Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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