so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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