She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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