i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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