Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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