he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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