listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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