I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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