But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Green mimosas i think yes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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