Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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