i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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