hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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