Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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