Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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