Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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