Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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