god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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