This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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