My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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