so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We are all done wearing pants today
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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