I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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