Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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